Hera (Aquarius): “You may feel somewhat neglected and unappreciated.”
Beware the affair
with a husband not your own.
Mrs. Zeus hates that.
Ares (Scorpio): “You could start to feel a bit unsatisfied with the status quo.” Boredom often leads
to small wars between nations
with oddly spelled names.
Aphrodite (Taurus): “A new love interest appears.”
The heart may always
have its reasons. But, really,
you should know better.
Hermes (Cancer): “Lines of communications might get crossed.”
Nothing to do when
Mercury dances retro.
Blame the stars and wait.
Athena (Aries): “You have a tendency to overthink things.”
Zeus had a headache
from his daughter’s OCD.
There was no aspirin.
Poseidon (Pisces): “Be aware of possible boundary issues.”
Pre the tsunami
a trip to the beach seemed like
such a good idea.
Demeter (Virgo): “You would benefit by spending more time with family.” Unanswered phone calls
to Persephone result
in global warming.
Hephaistos (Libra): “You may be using work as a means of escape.”
His workshop is a
Volcano with a smoking
Do Not Disturb sign.
Hestia (Capricorn): “You need to get out of the house more.”
Face it. Something’s wrong
when every Christmas you get
a vacuum cleaner.
Apollo (Gemini): “A new relationship requires subtle charm.”
Daphne snarled, “Get lost,
you old lech! I’ll scream!” And then
she became a tree.
Artemis (Sagittarius): “An unintended encounter could have unexpected results.” Acteon should know.
Chance meetings with Artemis --
not a good idea.
Zeus (Leo): “Too much focus on your career could cause unhappiness at home.” The unpleasantness
at Troy directly followed
thunder on the Mount.